How to Grow a Giant Pumpkin – Instantly.
Our plans for growing a giant pumpkin this past summer dried up with the drought here in Seattle. Luckily, one of my mottos that I live by is:
“There is a way around everything, you just have to find it.”
– Janit
So, that said, here is how to grow a giant pumpkin in four easy-peasy steps:
- Get a pumpkin.
- Find a Giant Pumpkin plant tag.
- Get some HO scale people – at your local hobby store or online.
- Arrange them all together in the garden bed.
- (Optional) Call the press.
Whew! That was hard. Where’s the spiced-pumpkin beer? :o)
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You funny 🙂
I love your Blog!!! Keep up the good work you do 😉
Thank you, Mary! 🙂
Its good to no about those sites. Being new on the web world had no idea. Love your blog and store.. happy holidays Will enjoy more of your posts
Thank YOU for being a subscriber and happy holidays to you too! <3
Thanks for the idea – it is great! I could use that to my family members who think I can’ grow a pumpkin!!! it is funny. Love the newsletter!
Thank you, Teresa! It probably knew it didn’t have to grow too much to fit in our miniature gardens. Lol!!
That’s hilarious, Janit! I love your sense of humor. Just getting to know your website, and I am so happy I signed up; great ideas and I will most likely do some serious shopping around here! lol
Thanks Pam, Let us know if you need anything!
Oh My you do have a green thumb! Love the photo and humor and your great site, thanks for the news letters. Sandy
Thank you Sandy!
This is too funny. I love your blog and your sense of humor. I think I’ll do this for my DIL . . . she goes crazy decorating for Halloween.
Thank you! I love making people laugh!
What a great idea. I will do this but leave out calling the press, ha ha! Too funny! Thanks and Happy Hauntings!
TY – Happy Hauntings to you too!
Thanks Jaint, for the great pumpkin idea.
Thank you, Delcia!
Cute idea! It works for giant beanstalks, too!
Lol! Awesome idea, Andrea! <3